England are not out the World Cup yet. A win on Wednesday against Slovenia should see them through. They need to keep calm heads, decide what they can do differently and then go out and play like it matters to them.
So how are they doing with that?
Somebody thought, I know, let’s get John to head up the presser on on Sunday. John? Yes, you know, the deposed captain from the club where public player rants have become the norm since Jose left. Stunning idea. That will calm things down.
So out comes John Terry to set the record straight about who is to blame, with the backing of all the senior players. Except that now perhaps we find they might not all have agreed with his plan. If it was a plan rather than just car crash telly.
Then another bright spark thinks, if this goes pear-shaped were going to look like dorks for doing an extended deal for Capello the other day. Tell you what, let’s leak out the word that if England fail to reach the next stage, we expect Capello to resign. That will cover our backs and stop everyone thinking that the FA is a complete shambles. So they did. And then a few hours later started to downplay the whole story.
Anyone out there think the FA isn’t a complete shambles? Everything a lot calmer in the England camp now? Thought not!
England probably need to do something different. What they have tried to do so far hasn’t worked. But they need to work it out by talking to each other.
The FA, the England set up, need to learn a lesson from the politicians (yes I know that sounds mad but bear with me for a moment). The lesson is this: the media are not listening to you because they are your friends. They are there to earn a living. It’s a bit like with your agent only you don’t pay the fee. They understand media manipulation better than you. Just like the politicians, this doesn’t make you saints in comparison. But you don’t have be so &@”*ing naive either.
Stick to thinking about the football guys. A) because it’s supposed to be the bit you know most about and B) because the media verdict will be determined by what happens in the 90 minutes on Wednesday regardless of any media stunts pulled before.
Come on England.